Funny Quotes About Jobs and Unemployment
Quotable Quotes for the Jobseeker With a Sense of Humor
Unemployment isn't a funny matter for the economy or the millions of unemployed job seekers around the world, but that doesn't mean that those who are out of work have completely lost their senses of humor. Sometimes a fun or funny quote about not working or even underemployment is just the thing to prompt a much-needed smile and offer a refreshing pause in the middle of all the stress.
Laughing in the face of adversity might be an effective strategy to keep the unemployed sane throughout their seemingly never-ending job-seeking quest. Here's a collection of fun and funny quotable quotes about jobs, unemployment, working, and not working:
"An acceptable level of unemployment means that the government economist to whom it is acceptable still has a job"
Harry S. Truman
"It's a recession when your neighbor loses his job; it's a depression when you lose yours"
Stanley J. Randall
"The closest to perfection a person ever comes is when he fills out a job application form"
"Unemployment insurance is a prepaid vacation for freeloaders"
"Collecting unemployment is the new 30"
"When we're unemployed, we're called lazy; when the whites are unemployed it's called a depression"
"Doing nothing is very hard to do...you never know when you're finished"
"Monday is a lame way to spend 1/7 of your life"
"Now joblessness isn't just for philosophy majors"
"We pretend to work because they pretend to pay us"
"A mission statement is a dense slab of words that a large organization produces when it needs to establish that its workers are not just sitting around downloading Internet porn"
Fred Barling in "Humorscope"
"The number one sign you have nothing to do at work: The 4th Division of Paperclips has overrun the Pushpin Infantry and General White-Out has called for a new skirmish"
Dwight D. Eisenhower
"Should any political party attempt to abolish Social Security and unemployment insurance, and eliminate labor laws and farm programs, you would not hear of that party again in our political history. There is a tiny splinter group, of course, that believes you can do these things. Among them are H. L. Hunt (you possibly know his background), a few other Texas oil millionaires, and an occasional politician or business man from other areas. Their number is negligible and they are stupid"
"The trouble with unemployment is that the minute you wake up in the morning you're on the job"
"I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early"
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be a boss and work twelve hours a day"
Orson Scott Card
“Unemployment is capitalism's way of getting you to plant a garden"
"The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work"
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work"
"Unemployment has given me time to pursue real skills that will help further my non-existent career"
"One of the main perks of being unemployed is that Mondays aren't really so bad"
"What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday? Unemployed"
"Hate Mondays? Try unemployment"